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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
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ihaveremade:

*hits bong* *bong starts crying*

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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windowsvriska:

how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate myself

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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HahahahahahhHAHAHAHA

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gingeredjess:

I AM A GODDAMN DELIGHT GUYS

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hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

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