It's true too. Tibbers is like the resident fuck up of my group of like 3 friends. He does shit like that all the time. We don't know why. We think he may be overcompensating for being gay. He talks about weiners a lot. A lot a lot.
Anonymous

2 homo 5 u

glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

So yesterday, fucking Tibers tried to break up a fucking marriage to stick his dick in a girl just one time. We are thinking of having him fucking castrated. We weren't aware he could be more fucking retarded than he already was.
Anonymous

This ask was wild

mapurrr:

I HAD THE WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM HELP ME

CAROLINE I HAD A WEIRD DREAM TOO AND YOU WERE IN IT WHAT IF WE HAD THE SAME DREAM

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

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overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click